it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

Joke of the day.

palmaeus:

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

….someone explain this to me please?

Yes we see ya. “Yes” in German is “Ja,” which is pronounced like “yah” because the J in german makes the english y sound.